Dick Pretzel


when two men tie their p-n-ses together to make a pretzel shape.
man1: do you wanna make a d-ck pretzel later tonight.
man2: sure but only if you bring the mustard.

man1: man, i’m really in the mood for a d-ck pretzel
man2: eh i would rather have a chumbler

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