dick prick


when you are wearing pants that have a zipper and you accidentally get the zipper stuck on your d-ck.
“d-mn dude i just gave myself a d-ck pr-ck.”

“yeah man don’t you just hate those?”
someone who lives in a big city, usually a buisnessman or woman, works in an office in some big building all day, drives some fancy new car. owners possions/obsessions consist of, cell phones, laptops, flatscreen tvs, and has never heard of 4 wheel drive, and has only seen a tree or a wild animal in a book, or on the internet.
” you aint from around here are ya”. ”im sorry to bother you sir, but my car broke down the street from your residence…holy sh-t! are those real animals?” ” i dont know, what do you think d-ckpr-ck?”

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