Dick Puncher
a man who punchs his own d-ck in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to -ssert dominance over ones own d-ck and to teach it who is boss.
the act of d-ck punching involves cupping the d-ck in one hand and punching down on it with the other. usually some form of flavouring is poured on the d-ck prior to punching it. this may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, “the black scot” whisky, etc.
dude 1: hey, wtf is sam doing over there?
dude 2: oh that – he’s a d-ck puncher
dude 1: why the f-ck would you punch your own d-ck?
dude 2: f-ck knows
a individual who frequently attacks or -ssaults the penile region. can be self inflicted.
i was asaulted last night by a d-ckpuncher when leaving the bar, he uppercutted my c-ck so hard i threw up!!
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