dick rider

a male who is consistently kissing another man’s -ss in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol’s girlfriend to get freaked out by the d-ck rider’s clinginess.
oh, todd just changed his opinion again because he overheard what steve thought about the subject. he even tries to wear his hair like steve! what a d-ck rider!
one who uses the male p-n-s of another as a mode of transportation willfully to gain social or financial status with no regard of self itegrity or how they are percieved by others.
farnsworth bentley
all of these definitions are wrong, or half there.

a d-ck rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). a d-ck rider see’s no flaw in whatever they are d-ck riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a d-ck rider likes, the d-ck rider will consider your a “hater” for offering your opinion.

most of the times d-ck riders are female fans of a band, rapper, or singer who constantly praises the graces of a music artist they never met, or are going to touch in that star’s fame . male d-ck riders are usually men who want to be or picks up the “swag” and att-tude of their favorite artist, and they’ll swear that’s how they are(this is usually a phenomenon in the hip-hop culture)
steve -“jamal knows all the words to every lil wayne song, owns all his alb-ms, and even models his personality after him, and he get’s upset when you say lil wayne isn’t the greatest”

david – “jamal is such a d-ck rider
someone who is a follower not a leader
look at maria shes copying my style what a d-ckrider!
someone who “sucks up” to one another, always agreeing with that person for something in return i.e. power. thus, they are “riding” that individual’s d-ck.
senator john mccain rides the media’s d-ck, agreeing with them anytime he can. therefore, he is a d-ckrider.
n. the polar opposite of a hater. someone who will praise their favorite band/artist/actor/athlete as if they were jesus of nazareth, and take any criticism of that person as a personal insult.
guy 1: dude lil wayne is really overrated. he’s not deep at all, and knows no other topics other than guns, weed, and s-x.

guy 2: omg stop hating man! wayne is the best rapper alive! weezy f baby!!!!

guy 1: ill stop hating when you stop being a d-ckrider.
a d-ck rider is a person who will do anything to get acceptance from the person they are d-ck riding like where the same clothes , always agree with the person they are d-ck riding, laugh extra hard at there idles or the person being d-ck rided jokes and bring up the persons name .
for example eugenes mom : “eugene you still want those new sneakers you was talkin about?” eugene : “you mean the black and green lebrons ?” eugenes mom: “yea those” eugene : “of course i do because my friend skelly has them and hes the flyest n-gg- in school” eugenes mom:”why you always saying his name you big -ss d-ck rider !”

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