Moustachery


noun. 1. activities or shenanigans most commonly -ssociated with people adorning any number of face ornaments (moustaches) and usually -ssociated with alcohol and/or a lack of pants. 2. a local establishment or residence where clientele are known for sporting mustaches and speaking of ridiculous s-xual escapades that may or may not be true.
1. i’ve had enough of this moustachery, put your pants back on! 2. we decided to retreat to charles’s moustachery, so that richard could elaborate on his most recent s-xual exploits in the philippines.

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