dick ring cheese
when an uncirc-mcised c-ck is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.
the under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect d-ck ring cheese.
grandmother is always the first to sample
this years d-ck ring cheese came from some swedish dude i met under the d-ck dock
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