Dick Salad


a gathering of only male persons
jeez, why didn’t you invite any girls? this party is nothing but a d-ck salad.
a salad of some sort, being one which either actually contians small, bite sized portions of the male reproductive organ, or p-n-s, or a anamorphic blob of complete nothingness, slightly resembling male genitalia. or just a salad that taste really bad. or smells of w-ng. thank you.
” holy sh-t! this f-cking sh-t is complete d-ck salad!” or ” you are coming to dinner with us tonite rupert and you will eat my d-ck salad or else!” or ” omg! theres male genitalia in my ceaser salad!”
an unfortunate occurance that has or will soon take place in your very near future
dammit!!!! every time i come to work in this place im forced to eat a large bowl of d-ck salad
compton -ss eddies pubic zone, wi so many types of lice and other furry woodland creatures, its kinda like a salad.
you i was just talking to eddies girl and she said his d-ck looked like a f-cked up salad! sh-tt n-gg-!
1. a salad mixed with loads of p-n-s

2. the act of d-cksalading in a girl’s face

3. snot rocketing in some girl’s eye and quapping her, which mixes the boogers with j-zz, creating a d-ck salad
1. “wow, that mailman made the best d-ck salad ever!”

2. “i d-ck salad-ed on this girl’s face so much last night.”

3. “those d-ck salads last night were excellent!”

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