dick sandwich

the act of two males slapping an individual on either side of his or her face simultaneously with their p-n-s’. the act is performed while the victim is not unexpecting, preferably while sleeping. the individual’s face is “sandwiched between the two p-n-s’, hence the name “d-ck sandwich.”
josh: hey, mark
mark: yea josh
josh: sean p-ssed out… wanna give him a d-ck sandwich?
mark: h-ll yea!!!
mark and josh: d-ck sandwich!!!! (while performing the act)
when ya ol’ lady’s been bangin’ around, and you go down on her. either side of the v-g-n- represents the bread.
she packed up and left?

yeah.

where’s she living.

with the new guy.

there’s a new guy? she only left you this morning!

i know, i’d been eating the d-ck sandwich for the past year without realising.

with extra mayo.

thanks.
a state of being; when you feel like the grungiest piece of sh-t in the world.
we hide in the wheat field for hours afterwards i felt like such a d-ck-sandwich
d-ck eaten as if it were a meal.
gomer pyle eats a d-ck sandwich every night for dinner.
when one take his d-ck and places it between 2 slices of bread.
hey b-tch, you hungry?….how bout’ a d-ck sandwich?
an insult. to suggest someone is acting like a “d-ck,” but, you know, worse.
dude, stop being such a d-ck sandwich.