dick schlitz


when the p-n-s peeks out of the underwear slit when sitting down or on a cool summer day. it’s often accidental and a common thing to happen when walking to the bathroom in the morning.
jeff liggett forgot to plug in the iron as his d-ck schlitz appeared.

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