Dick Shark


any person who, literally or figuratively, aggressively tries to wrap their c-ck hungry lips around a d-ck.

literal usage isn’t hard to imagine:

you are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your d-ck in mouth – d.i.m.

“oh veronica, you little d-ck shark”

the gay guy at a club is really going after some c-ck:

“look at jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome dutchman – total little d-ck shark”

your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasn’t been on her back in months, and at the office party:

“look – lisa keeps brushing craig’s belt buckle while they chat it up.” “yeah, she’s being a real d-ck shark.”

figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using s-xual appeal to get ahead:

“the clients came to town and ian was a total d-ck shark – couldn’t get their zippers open fast enough.”

“tina’s nervous about the re-organization – nothing but the boss’s c-ck in her mouth will calm that little d-ck shark down.”

one last twist is to use it as a fake name.

the parts counter clerk barreled – “so you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into d-ck shark’s office, and you two can straighten it out”
a phrase used by drunk russians trying to emulate americans. the meaning of d-ck shark varies based on context, and can apply to both male and female subjects.
dude, pieter is such a d-ck shark. yeah, but he still won’t screw anastasia. she’s the one sharkin’.

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