Dick Shelf
a place for a man to rest his p-n-s after s-x.
friend 1: aw man i just had the best threesome of my life, mind if i use this as a d-ck shelf?
friend 2: dude, that’s my keyboard!
or
friend 2: dude, that’s my girlfriend’s head!
friend 1: yea, she makes a good d-ck shelf.
a term, originating from the hawaiian island of kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.
i hate working with that guy, he never does sh-t, he’s a total d-ckshelf.
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