Dick, Shit, and Applesauce
a catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. it can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example ill-strates.
positive:
man1: you beat ‘cradle’ on double-0 agent? how??
man2: just f-ckin’ d-ck, sh-t, and applesauce
negative:
man1: wow! i think i just sh-t myself!
man2: wah. well that’s just d-ck, sh-t, and applesauce.
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