dick sizzler
a male who is s-xually attracted to tanning beds to the point in which they have s-x with said tanning bed.
guy 1: “did you hear about michael getting caught f-cking a tanning bed?”
guy 2: “yeah he’s a real d-ck sizzler.”
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