Dick Slicker

a d-ck slicker, or slicker, is a condom, a “raincoat” or “slicker” for your p-n-s. just as a rain slicker is worn to protect your body from exposure to unfriendly weather, a “d-ck slicker” is worn to protect your p-ck-r from exposure to unfriendly sn-tch.
“if you’re going to jamie’s tonight, don’t forget the d-ck slicker. she spends so much time at the free clinic she has her own parking sp-ce.

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