Dick Smitten
usually referring to a girl that you gave your d-ck to the night before and she keeps texting you about it.
claire got me after a few pints last night, yeah i gave to her now my phone battery is dead.
sounds like she’s d-ck smitten!
d-ck addictiond-ckizzle
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