Dick-Spatula
a d-ck-spatula is someone who wallows in there life’s misfortunes and stupid choices and uses them as justification for being a self-righteous -sshole. they usually glow a gnarly “woah is me” vibe and are terribly selfish and condescending by nature.
joel: “i was trying to make guitar music with zach again tonight.”
gf: “how’d that go?”
joel: “once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven cr-p, never listening to me or the other guitar player once.”
gf: “hasn’t he been doing that for years?”
joel: “yes, yes he has…i’m beginning to think he’s a real d-ck-spatula.”
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