dick squishing


1. an act conducted between two heteros-xual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.

2. an exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
1. andy was mad that evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. their mutual friend peter insisted that they start d-ck squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.

2. “are we just going to sit around here squishing our d-cks together or is someone going to call a cab already”.

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