Dick Stroke
when your d-ck gets so hard that the blood pressure in your c-ck causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. except it is your f-cking d-ck!!!!!!!
nice looking woman walks in.
guy 1-look at that lady! d-mn!
guy 2- yeah too bad you had a d-ck stroke last week. don’t think you’ll be doing work in her slit.
guy 1-don’t remind me -sshole…
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