dick stuck in a toaster

the act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your d-ck stuck in a toaster.
“hey dude i need help!”
“help with what?”
“i got my d-ck stuck in a toaster!”
“what the f-ck!?”
when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.
“man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they’ll break his legs for sure.”
“i kniw, but he doesn’t care at all, he’s got his d-ck stuck in a toaster for sure.

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