Dick Suck Crazy
when something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
this is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out “daaaaaaaaaaamn” to further express surprise.
andrew: hey neil, i f-cked your mom last night for real. here, check the pics and vids on my phone.
jeff: daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)… neil your mom’s a sick b-tch!
neil: whatever, i’ve got some of me and andrew’s mom on my phone, see?
jeff: daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)…
andrew: enough of that d-ck suck crazy bullsh-t, learn a new reaction.
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