dick-swatter


when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it
i was talking to this guy when d-ck-swatter melissa came over.

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  • spin your tits off

    when someone gets angry and/or upset at something. to spin out can be used with words inserted within (eg. spin your t-ts clean off!) eg 1 “ohh when she finds out about this she will spin her t-ts off!!” eg 2 “i don’t want to tell you because i know you’ll spin your t-ts off!

  • flawlessed

    when you get beat severely in some sort of contest. originated from mortal kombat, as when winning a match without receiving a single hit the message on the screen would say “flawless”. mike got flawlessed in that rap battle. i flawlessed the dude who flawlessed you last week.

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    when a girl is giving you head and right before you blow your load, you pull out get a good ammount on her face then rub her face in your pubic hair, therefor giving her a sticky lather and scrub. “last night i gave her a good facial scrub, man spa style.”

  • Spirespotter

    describes someone who holds a c-ck/spire upright. the reason the word spotter is used is because, just like in benchpressing, the holding/spotting is done by a third party representative. spirespotting is most common before the spicy bologna is inserted into the v-g-n- (or r-ct-m, for you c-mtheca spirespotters out there) during intercourse. in p-rnography, the […]


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