dick tear
d-ck tear – the clear “tear like” prec-m fluid that can drip from an erect p-n-s. when a c-ck-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a d-ck tear.
him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up?
her: yeah, i’m outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?
him: no, but you are a d-mn c-ck-tease.
her: just cuz you have the bag doesn’t mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a d-ck tear when i walk out the door.
you d-ck starts to cry from the emotional overload.
andrew: g-d i can feel my d-ck tears edging from that sweet loli.
the extra drip or two of pp after using the bathroom.
mark: tom looks like your d-ck-tear leaked threw your pants.
the tears that come out of your special eye.
suzie gave the worst bl-wj-b ever and made my d-ck cry. good thing she ate my d-ck tears.
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