dick think


verb:

1) to think extremely irrationally as a result of being h-rny.

d-ck thinking frequently leads to moronic behavior. this is primarily present in men, although a minority of women will experience this. a myriad of stupid behavior men engage in can be explained by this phenomenon.
john(h-rny): well, my ex-girlfriend lisa called. she asked if i would drive 300 miles to feed her cat over my vacation. i think its a good idea, maybe she’ll put out.

rob: what are you f-cking nuts? you’re d-ck thinking man! this broad’s got a boyfriend and has been rejecting you for years.

john: okay i won’t feed the cat. thanks for stopping me, i was d-ck thinking for sure.

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