Dick Time


an act of masturbation most men engage in to start their day. it usually happens in the morning during a really long shower,after a workout, or after work in order to get the lead out.

dude 1:”oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some d-ck time!”

dude 2 :”he’ll yeah me too catch you later!”

“bae won’t come through so i guess it’s d-ck time…”
dude 1:”oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some d-ck time!”

dude 2 :”he’ll yeah me too catch you later!”

“bae won’t come through so i guess it’s d-ck time…”
d-ck time is a game played between two male partic-p-nts. the game begins when one partic-p-nt yells, “d-ck time.” then each partic-p-nt attempts to become the first one to give the other player a “tapper,” or in layman’s terms the first one to flick the other player in the t-st-cl-s. after one player lands a tapper, the game is over the the first player to land the tapper is the winner. there’s no prize in d-ck time, just honor, pride, and bragging rights. the game can begin at any time or in any situation and can only take place between two savvy partic-p-nts who are aware of the rules of d-ck time and are aware that the game can begin play at any time.
carl yelled, “d-ck time,” and flicked my nuts before i could do anything. carl is a great d-ck time player.
to have s-x
“yo, i’m goin’ over to susie’s. gonna spend some d-ck time.”

“did you and joey go to the movie last night?”
no, we just stayed at my place and got some d-ck time in.”
a group guys hanging out talking about p-ssy and blowing sh-t up and starting fires and doing things that make no sense but a safe place to talk sh-t out our girlfriends and girls problems and give advice and after continue fucing sh-t up and hacking the world
hurry man bone out its d-cktime!!!

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