dick tired


when you f-ck a guy all night long you’re so tired the next day nothing makes sense.
he f-cked me so hard last night that i’m d-ck tired today.

Read Also:

  • skill vs equipment

    hood notion that you can get positive outcome by balancing your skill vs your equipment and vice versa! d-mn, b! you hooked up my funky-fresh dope with those wahl clippers? unbelievable! man that’s some serious -ss skill vs equipment ! swell job!

  • red-headed wookie

    a non shaving red headed woman that girl is a red-headed wookie

  • birthday-brodie'd

    to be hurt, insulted, wronged, or otherwise undermined directly and/or indirectly by a former friend and/or teammate on your birthday. to celebrate turning 29, kevin durant was birthday-brodie’d because he is a b-tch.

  • zigi is real

    a term used for fans who are who are obsessed with a fake couple. omg you’re so jealous. zigi is real!

  • steamboat package

    very similar to the steamboat, however this includes the girl sucking your package while sticking your -ss in a girls br–sts and fart. related to the motorboat. not to be confused with the hot carl or the cleveland steamer. my girlfriend and i had mexican food this evening, perfect opportunity to do the steamboat package.


Disclaimer: dick tired definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.