dick-to-mouth resuscitation

a technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his p-n-s into the victim’s mouth area. a completely selfless act.
jordan: “what are you doing?!”
dave: “oh, that b-tch on the bed wasn’t breathing, so i did the responsible thing and gave her some d-ck-to-mouth resuscitation.”
jordan: “yup”

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