Dick Touch


when two men rub their p-n-ses togther, the first of the two males to get a b-n-r loses. its a legit game, a mans game! -jhop
dude let’s play d-ck touch!
literally, one who touches d-cks. a derrogatory term used against someone to infer that they are perhaps h-m-s-xual.
doug, stop shooting nerf-bow-and-arrows out of my car trunk at the taco-bell drive thru while there are cops around, you f-cking d-cktouch.

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