dick touching session
army infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). the army is also very h-m-phobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.
lt #1: man where you off to in such a hurry.
lt #2: the colonel called another d-ck touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering hum-v tires again.
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- Dick Trachy
the act of inserting ones p-n-s into the neck hole of another person who has had a tracheotomy procedure. hey, bro – last night i met this girl who had a tracheotomy. i ended up taking her home and gave her the good old d-ck trachy!
- dicktrus mist
when your hookah tastes like d-ck. “d-mn scro wtf are you smoking,…d-cktrus mist?” “is that citrus mist you smoking? nah man tastes more like d-cktrus mist” “sh-t scro i thought i ordered a pineapple hookah,…this tastes like d-cktrus mist or something”
- dickylipped
adj: when someone is such an -sshole you can’t think of any other way to describe him/her; but there’s always the word d-ckylipped on stand by. it can also be used to describe someone who says horrible things all the time. guy 1: oh my god i f-cking hate anyone that is different from myself. […]
- pontaffism
in a story, any line of dialogue or plot development intended to be humorous or dramatic that instead has a negative impact because it exhibits some or all of the following characteristics: 1) it is awkwardly phrased, excessively wordy and/or repet-tive 2) it creates glaring plot holes and derails established characterization 3) it is highly […]
- pong juice
low quality and/or cheap beer, usually light beer that is only appropriately drank for beer pong or when alcohol access is limited (e.g. highschool, fresh/soph year in college). can be a derogative reference to beer that tastes like it’s low in quality, as a means of recommending that the beer be changed. dude wtf get […]