Dick Towel
a towel, which you can purchase at d-cktowel.com, that allows you to cover up, while jokingly exposing drawings of your private parts. one end of the towel has a large p-n-s and the other end of the towel has a tiny p-n-s, the smallest some have ever seen.
d-ck towel is proven to get you laid.
“hey dude, how’d you manage to bang beth?”
“i was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after i showed her the large bird on my d-ck towel.”
a d-cktowel is a girl who, no matter what you do or how you treat her, will come back and have s-x with you. it wouldn’t matter if you killed her little dog in its prada bag right in front of her and her baby sister she will still take the p-n-s without question.
a girl that is a towel for your d-ck that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.
man he treats his girl like cr-p, she’s such a d-cktowel.
using someone’s hair on top of their head to wipe one’s d-ck off after having s-x.
he used mary as a d-ck towel after finishing in the bedroom.
an individual that has a current self-esteem problem; someones b-tch.
quit being such a d-cktowel
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