Dick tricks
the art of manipulating ones genitals in the shape of objects and/or creatures for the amus-m-nt of others. ( see also monkey tongue, map o’ t-ssie and spanish wristw-tch)
jacobs’ d-ck tricks were a complete hit at his grandparents anniversary.
when a man m-st-rb-t-s 3 times in one day, similar to a hat trick in hockey or soccer.
dude i did a d-ck trick yesterday, and now my p-n-s hurts.
when a man m-st-rb-t-s 3 times in one day similiar to the hat trick in hockey and soccer.
dude i totally got that d-ck trick in last night. i rock!!
noun, verb
when a man uses his imagination or other means to manipulate his p-n-s into doing something that is difficult for it.
“i had to close my eyes and d-ck trick that she was ms. jacobs, just so i could c-m last night.”
“i was watching this pov yesterday, and it totally d-ck tricked me into thinking i was f-cking the girl.”
“i d-ck tricked myself in cl-ss by thinking about my grandpa to get rid of my erection.”
to confuse, and trick a drunk (or stupid) girl into giving you a bl-w j-b. quite literally “d-ck tricking”.
guy 1 “hey, did you go to the movies last night?”
guy 2 “no, i was too busy d-ck tricking karen”
guy 1 “nice you sob!
d-ck trick, or more commonly called “dt”, is when a guy slyly removes the condom during s-x in an attempt to let his little guys run free and ultimately impregnate the girl
“dude i love this chick so much… i think i’m gonna dt her tonight”
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“he tried to d-ck trick me last night”
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