dick-uppercut


when you use your well-trained pubococcygeus muscle (the make-your-c-ck-jump muscle) to give your beloved one an uppercut. doesn’t really enhance s-xual gratification, but if you accomplish this feat, you can officially call yourself iron crotch.
– i gave her a d-ck-uppercut and knocked her out cold. she was so amazed when she woke up that she married me and we were happy ever after.

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