Dick Vendor


1) a man with extreme prowess with the opposite s-x.

literally like a vendor of his d-ck, or a “d-ck vendor.”

2) a total do-wrong. scammer or shiester.
1) the ladies love d-ck vendor

2) that cat stole our taxi! d-ck vendor!!!

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