Dick-visit


when a female comes over to your home strictly for but not limited to the interaction with a mans p-n-s, or “street cannon” as david burns has coined it.
david: hey seth, do you want to come over tonight and throw eggs at p-ssing vehicles from the roof of my apartment complex?

seth: i can’t tonight. christina is coming over for a d-ck-visit.

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