Dick Vitale
a college basketball annoucer for espn that kisses every good teams’ -ss.he is annoying and yet funny at the same time.he uses stupid phrases like diaper dandy, ptp’er(prime time player) and my personal favorate he’s a skywalker(always yelled).
also known as d-ckie v.
jim: did you watch that duke and north carolina game?
bob: yea d-ck vitale was kissing jj red-ck’s -ss even though he was sucking.
jim: well he always does that.
bob: but jj bounced a shot of the corner of the backboard though.
jim: …oh i thought he only liked things when they are good.
when a guy and a girl and having drunk s-x and the guy takes his d-ck and puts it in the girl’s -ss even though she’s unwilling. the guy proceeds to yell, “that’s awesome baby!”.
guy 1: hey bro i saw you leave jim’s party with ashley last night. where’d you guys go?
guys 2: yea man, her parents were asleep so we went to her house for awhile
guy 1: nice, what’d you guys do?
guys 2: we watched a movie in the bas-m-nt and drank some of her parent’s alcohol then i d-ck vitaled her
guy 1: your sick mother f—er
guy 2: i know
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