dick wash


when some one is using the urinal at a school, place of business or work and you push them forward and flush the toilet.
guy 1: yo, should i give him a d-ck wash?
guy 2: i’ll flush.
when a lady cleans the cheese from around a mans helmet with the tip of her tongue.
when my girl wants to go out, i just say that i’m not ready, i need to spruce up and have a d-ckwash.

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