Dick watch
describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your d-ck in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings
i must not have had a good sleep last night as i was doing the d-ck watch during the sales meeting today.
the act of wearing your d-ck like a wristw-tch. accomplished by stretching your d-ck over your wrist, as though it were a watch. for added effect a clock face can be drawn on your d-ck.
-hey, man, you got the time?
-hold on, lemme check
-pulls out d-ckwatch-
-you motherf-cker.
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