dick weasel
the male individual who has no vested interest in, but is sitting on your couch, while watching your big screen tv, that has been granted by the courts to your ex wife, who apparently needed the possessions you worked so hard for to survive.
“dude, what the f-ck happened? why are you sitting on a fold up chair in this empty -ss apartment playing solitaire on a busted -ss card table on gameday? where’s all your furniture and tv and sh-t?”
“the judge gave it all to the ex because she could never her get her sh-t together while we were married. her d-ckweasel boyfriend is kicking back in my leather recliner watching the game in hd, grilling some ribs on my stainless steel grill.”
a sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have s-x with him. usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.
freshman larry is such a d-ck weasel. he only went to the frat party because he knew he could get wendy drunk and screw her brains out.
a sleazy,sneaky yet stupid person.
hey, stop tring to take advantage of that drunken, p-ssed out cheer leader you d-ckweasel.
a person whose att-tude and manner of being is both being rude and not trustworthy
did you here what jason was saying earlier?
yeah he’s a real d-ckweasel!
a small creature that fits in the center of one’s palm and when frightened will scurry under the covers of one’s bed. d-ck weasels become hungry very easily and should be fed often. usually blue in color.
dude, did you lose your d-ck weasel the other night, i found one in my bed.
someone who is persistently annoying.
a person (husband) who smacks your -ss every time you walk past the couch he is lounging on.
jarron you are such a d-ck weasel.
a guy that tries to get involved in s-x between a couple, usually in a sneaky fashion. he is not opposed to dp to get in between aforementioned s-x, because as everyone knows, dp (whether softcore or otherwise) as long as b-lls dont touch, you arent h-m-s-xual
tony: sooo, youre girl is looking pretty hot tonight…
shawn: dude, stop being a d-ck weasel; we arent having a threesome
small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your p-n-s away from the inside
1) d-mn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a d-ck weasel.
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