Dick Weight


when a significantly noticeable portion of one’s weight is derived from the weight of one’s p-n-s.
how much do you weigh?

about 180 lbs

what? but you’re so short! how can you weigh more than i do???

oh, most of that is my d-ck weight. the rest of my body is really only about 130 lbs.
when a girl is in a relationship with a guy for a while and they have a lot of s-x. she doesn’t feel the need to exercise or eat healthy. and she gains weight.
what’s up with shandra? she’s been getting fat!

well she’s been dating joey for a while!
ohhh it’s that d-ck weight!

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