Dick Whistling


a s-xual act wherein a male, mustering all ostentatious seriousness, informs his partner that his member emits a faint whistle just prior to -j-c-l-t–n. upon nearing climax following oral s-x, the male earnestly convinces the female to place her ear next to his throbbing member in order to confirm the occurrence of aforementioned whistling, whereupon he deposits his -j-c-l-t–n straight into the ear of the female.
— d-ck whistling —

james – “oh babe… that’s fantastic… sally, listen, it’s about to whistle! hurry, listen!”

sally – “i don’t hear anyth… what. the. f-ck.”

james – “whoopsie doodles.”

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