dick wolfed


to end something too soon.
“i waited the whole time to see the verdict and then they just d-ck wolfed me!”

“oh, detective stabler, even though your show just d-ck wolfed me, i still love you!”
to get roped into another episode of law and order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.
“i swore to myself i’d start my paper after the first episode, but i kept getting d-ck wolfed by the svu marathon.”
when you get terrible news, and just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, something even worse happens referring to how law and order: svu always seems to end with a scenario worse than what they started out on.
person 1:”jenna got s-xually -ssaulted last night, luckily they caught the guy who did it. turns out he has aids and she’s probably pregnant, too.”

person 2: “man, she really got d-ck wolfed there.”
a cliffhanger. when you are left with your jaw dropped in awe. named after the creator of law & order whose name appears at the abrupt end of (the) episode.
the homeless man claimed he gave me a banana, and just walked off. he’s either trolling or i got d-ck wolfed.

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