dick zit


1. a zit found on ones p-n-s(self explanatory)
2. a good name to call someone.
dude i shaved my b-lls and got a d-ck zit!

you stupid d-ck zit, f-ck you!
(n. slang) a pinkish pustulant eruption on the head of the p-n-s resulting from genital warts. literally, a zit that forms on the d-ck, d-ckzits are also found on surrounding parts of the slippery penile meatus and can be spread to women, thus becoming cl-tzits on the slimy v-g-n-l p-ssy.
i’ve got so many d-ckzits, my c-ck looks like a payday. wanna eat me?
a zit that one gets on thei p-n-s
i cant come bowlin toda i haveto stay home and pop my d-ck zit

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