Dickable
remember those good times at home in the 1800’s, back when you and the neighbourhood rowdies would romp around, kickin’ an old piece of rope. and then mom would call you inside, where you’d all gather round the dining room table, while she served up a steamin’ hot plate of dr. tran’s old fashioned peppermint d-ckables.
a d-ckable is a dr.tran patented treat that has kept the same quality that you and i have come to expect.
“did you get a taste of those dr. samuel tran’s corn fed wood fired d-ckables?”
“hey…my dog doesn’t hev any melk in his pellowcase…”
used to describe a female that is desiberable for s-x.
“sh-t man, julie is so d-ckable! i’d bang her all night!”
something you would shove your d-ck into.
” she’s so d-ckable. ”
this example shows a person’s interest in having s-xual relationships with said female.
” man , your mother is so d-ckable , even a british gentleman would lose his monocle for her v-g-n-. ”
this example shows that the example’s friend is so attractive, a nice gentlemen with posh att-tude would get jiggy with it.
quick lunchtime hookups at the office between two or more h-m-s-xual men. term taken from the fast lunch product lunchables.
mark and tim shared a romantic d-ckable today at work.
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