dickage
quite simply, male genitalia.
my d-ckage is on show, bruv.
to give someone an unfair deal; to screw someone over.
“you’re going to have to cover my shift”
“that is complete d-ckage”
to lay the d-ck down just right and in good measure.
“man, i gave her good d-ckage the other night. she realy couldn’t take it!”
to take a male humans d-ck and pwn a female humans v-g-n-.
“there is some serious d-ckage going on in their room.”
a collection of photos or memoribilia related to the male erection
a d-ckage is to collect photos, memoribilia, or samples of things pertaining to the male erection more commonly known as p-n-s
a d-ckage-a person (usually a guy) who is being stupid or an -sshole.
dude, he is being such a d-ckage to her. he didn’t even apologize for killing her fish!
to have a b-mp or shadow formed by your p-n-s.
kinda like cleavage but for guys
d-mn yesterday i had really small shorts on and i had major d-ckage showing
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