dickamortis
the stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your d-ck the day after f-cking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself…. typically -ssociated with losers who get no -ss, or womanizers.
girl: hey s-xy wanna get it on?
dude: i’m sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of d-ckamortis this morning
girl: ha wow, loser.
another term for morning wood. rigor mortis of the d-ck, in the am.
i woke up this morning with raging d-ckamortis
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