Dickbag


a condom.
hey if your going to the store can you pick me up some d-ckbags?
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a bag containing 36 d-cks. no more. no less.

or

someone who is 36 times worse than your average d-ck.
kevin: hey mason, guess what i got you for christmas?
mason: what?
kevin: a d-ckbag!
mason: it’s just what i’ve always wanted!

or

matt: i f-cked you dad.
mason: you d-ckbag!
another term for a d-ckhead, but slightly more offensive.
you took the last beer. you d-ckbag.
an insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, -sshole, or jerk.
1. that guy just tripped me! what a d-ck bag!

2. kyle rudolph
a bag of d-cks. not a scr-t-m.
shut the f-ck up, d-ckbag.
combination of douchebag and d-ckhead. instead of a douchebag, the person is also a d-ck.an insult used on someone not as often as douchebag but is more offensive and the right word when douchebag does not properly apply.
person 1 : dude i took the last beer in the fridge.
person 2 : you douchebag
person 1 : if you think im a douchebag, wait till you see what person 3 did.
person 3 : i took a dump on your sink thinking it was a toilet and i am not cleaning it.
person 2: you d-ckbag!!!!!
condom, or any object used to prevent impregnation of the female

e.g. sock
britt wouldnt let mike f-ck her without a d-ck bag.

lol britt just kidding we love you
usually used as a light insult, toward solely friends, as it is not really insulting at all; a jerk; sometimes used in place of idiot;
jim: bob, i’ve got a confession to make.
bob: yea, jim?
jim: i f-cked your mother.
bob: you d-ckbag!

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