dickbride
a female who, until the wedding night, conceals her true hermaphroditic qualities. in layman’s terms, an “undercover phallic agent.”
bill: “so how was your honeymoon, ted?”
ted: “awful! i found out when attempting to consummate our marriage that patrice was a d-ckbride! she was tucking the whole time…”
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