dicked-her scale
number of -rg-sms you gave a your woman during one session of s-x.
i scored an 8 on the d-cked-her scale last night! yeah, i gave my girl 8 -rg-sms when we were having s-x!
name given to the current 10-point scale of a female’s looks, only taking into account her d-ckableness.
that girl so ugly, she a negative five on the d-cked-her scale.
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