dicked in the ear
to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. this usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.
jeff: i got completely d-cked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. i think i did a routine from grease.
bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
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