dickel

a word to describe the famous whiskey from tennessee named george d-ckel, usually consumed in the south.
the d-ckel’s not gonna drink itself!
a person with a large amount of facial hair at a reasonably young age. usually dates ditzy blondes who are hypnotized by his facial hair. this person often smokes marijuana with his homies. he carries br-ss knuckles with him in random situations. he plays football but you know he’ll get drunk one night and f-ck his knee up. likes bikes and running people over with them. he has his posse of stoner buddies that help in terrorizing kids one year younger than them. this type of person is a major tool. this person acts a bit black at times but is probably a suburban white kid with an unfortunate name. this is the worst type of person.
yo man how’d u get in the hospital?
long story short, man i got d-ckeled.

lets go to the lake.
nah man there could be a d-ckel there.
an accidental combination of the word “dill” and the word “pickle”.

to be dubbed a d-ckel one must have said something, done something, or appeared to be inconceivably dumb or nonsensical.
one can, especially, be dubbed a d-cke if one has said something, done something, or appeared to be inconceivably dumb or nonsensical and thereby announced it publicly. the individual should and shall be told numerous times that they are a d-ckel, with no reb-ttal from the dubbed d-ckel.
if via facebook/twitter/mysp-ce someone were to say: “my life is an endless dark circle, i am so depressed. due to my depression i drove around for 3 hours today and wasted a half a tank of gas.”

the viewer would then respond: “d-ckel.”