dicker

one who d-cks around. a person who is procrastinating or otherwise doing something other than what they are supposed to be doing.
quit d-ckin’ around you d-cker.

man you’ve got 3 papers to write by tomorrow and you’re playing computer games! you’re such a d-cker!
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1. the act of giving a woman a good f-ck when she needs it.

2. when a guy admits he would have s-x with a girl.
example 1-

guy 1: dude, my girl has been acting like a real b-tch lately.
guy 2: you just need to d-ck’er good. she needs a bomb f-ck.

example2-
d-mn, that chick over there… i would totally d-ck’er.
texan slang. to mess with, to play with.
stop d-ckering with the a/c!
someone who imposes their d-cketry rather emphatically.
-guy answers door-

mormon 1: joseph smith joseph smith joseph smith.

mormon 2: i concur, and i’d also like to add: joseph smith joseph smith joseph smith joseph smith.

guy who wishes he never answered the door: … d-ckers.
a dumb-ss; a f-ggot.
that d-cker loves -n-l.
a self-centered douche bag.
did you see that guy in the affliction t-shirt, what a d-cker.
a verb meaning to satisfy or end an argument with the little woman.
” don’t argue with your wife, d-cker”